I’m sitting in the hospital right now, but for once it’s not for me. My grandmother, Gaga, is having some health issues and I am here with her. We are waiting to see if a blockage passes, so I am hoping and praying that she does not need to have surgery, especially since I know just how difficult intestinal surgery can be.
But right now, I’m just sitting here. She is sleeping and I am hanging out in her room so that there is someone here for her if she needs anything and to help communicate with the doctors when they come in. I’m also giving my mom a break so she can shower and rest since she was up all night getting Gaga admitted.
And it’s weird, cause I have spent a LOT of time in this hospital, but most of it was in that motorized bed, not next to it. So the beeps and whirs of the machines, the constant hum of chatter in the hallway, and the ticking of the clock (because for some ridiculous reason apparently the only clocks they can put in hospitals are stupidly loud,) are familiar to me.
Right now a lot of people close to me are going through health issues similar to ones I have dealt with and it’s strange to be seeing it from the other side. It is also difficult, because even though I am so incredibly grateful that I am (hopefully) past the worst of my health struggles, the memory of that pain is still quite fresh. So when I see Gaga with an NG tube sucking bile out of her stomach, I cringe for her, cause I hated that thing- like more than I hate Caillou. Which is a lot.
For anyone who has not had the pleasure of being acquainted with an NG tube, it is a long tube that goes through your nose, down the back of your throat and into your stomach and then it sucks up everything in your stomach and spits it into a container and every once in a while a nurse comes by and dumps out your sludge bucket. It doesn’t hurt, but it is super annoying, irritating, and generally unpleasant and gross. Wanna hear one of the most disgusting things ever to happen to me? If not stop reading now…. still here? Ok, when they yanked the NG tube out, I got nauseous and started puking, as a tube was coming out of my nose and throat, it was unbelievably miserable. And this was when I was in the hospital for having my colon removed, so my whole abdomen was sliced up. I have experienced a lot of different types of pain over the past few years, but I can say without a doubt that intensely vomiting after abdominal surgery (which I did after each of the 4 I had) is the worst!
And that brings me to Annie, Annie who inspired me to start Mommies In Need. She and I spoke the other day and on the bright side, the Mommies In Need nanny we have paired her with is working out beautifully and the whole family is really happy and relieved to have that very necessary help. But ya’ll (sorry my Texas roots are showing) she is in the worst of it right now. The nausea, the pain, feeling like everything hurts and you think something must be terribly wrong and then having a Dr say that what you are going through is just a normal part of the healing process. And you are like, “NORMAL?!! So having pain so bad you think an alien is about to burst out of your stomach and start tap dancing on the table and then rushing to the ER and needing a morphine drip only to find out it was gas pain is normal?” Well that sucks.
Unfortunately, going through this stuff just sucks. And I feel terrible for my friends and family who are suffering right now because I truly know how they feel and I hate that they have to go through it. But all I can do is sit here and watch Gaga sleep and hold her hand when she needs it. Or give Annie some words of encouragement and a safe place to express frustration with the healing process and keep working to grow Mommies In Need so that she doesn’t have to worry about her kids during treatment. And I am happy to do those things because I know just how much it means to have someone by your side in a dreary hospital room, and how much of a blessing it is to have a friend willing to listen, and how vitally important having a nanny was to my recovery and my sanity. So thank you to all the people that were there for me when I needed it, and thank you God for allowing me to be strong and healthy enough to be here for the ones I love.
Hey, at least when my friends and family get sick they have a hospital/surgery/general health issues pro on hand. I’m like a one-woman Wikipedia of illness-related crap! With one call I can tell you what to bring for a long hospital stay, give you a reference for an excellent Internist, GI doc, Colon/Rectal Surgeon, General Surgeon, Endocrinologist, Osteoporosis Specialist, Urologist, Physical Therapist, Dermatologist, Hematologist, Oncologist, and Shrink and give you a run down of the pros and cons of just about every pain medicine on the planet!